Diving board

After watching his friends (equipped with flotation devices) plunge one by one off the diving board, Max decided he wanted to give it a try.  "No I do it," he said while his mom treaded water, with open arms, awaiting his decent.  Max desperately wanted to take the jump, but in the spirit of human nature, was scared when his chance came.  Since Max is not a quitter, he figured out a way to get off that board, without taking the stairs. He sat down, scooted his tushy to the edge of the board, and dropped into the pool.  About a half dozen times later, we all had a good workout and called it a night. 

Aviator twins