Max and Kira gave daddy a Derek Jeter book for his birthday. It is filled with baseball photos. Max's favorite photo is of Derek Jeter's battered face right after a famous play coined, "The Dive". Jeter literally dove into the stands to catch a ball and smashed into an empty seat. He was bruised and bloody, but more importantly, caught the ball. Max is obsessed with this photo, and now, watching the play on YouTube, while looking at the photo. He says, "I want to bleed," like Derek Jeter. He moved a chair to the basement so that he could catch a ball and smash into the chair. Why does he love this so much? "I love it because I like it." Profound.
Max somehow ripped himself away from "The Dive" on repeat, to poop. He came back to show mommy that he wiped his bum all himself.